So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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