That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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