i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
These tits shall not be calmed
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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