I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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