i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie