Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"