Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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