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• (213): View more from California

  he quoted Bring It On. It's over.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life

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  with a huge shlong

  (440): View more from Ohio

  massive. i wanna make bitches cry

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM

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• (509): View more from Washington

  if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli

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  He used a "food city great value" card to cut it

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• (518): View more from New York

  Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher

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