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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.

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None of that is ok.

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(312): Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there. (1-312): None of that is ok. http://tfl.nu/fi6r

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?

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(704): Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls? http://tfl.nu/h3go

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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.

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(215): I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked. http://tfl.nu/a12i

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(859): View more from Kentucky

we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.

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(859): we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off. http://tfl.nu/uye4

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

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(862): I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you? http://tfl.nu/xnnk

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(256): View more from Alabama

So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.

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(256): So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome. http://tfl.nu/71bx

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(219): View more from Indiana

If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!

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(219): If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?! http://tfl.nu/j506

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(530): View more from California

Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?

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(530): Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river? http://tfl.nu/gd5u

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(845): View more from New York

Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?

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(845): Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident? http://tfl.nu/4pg6

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(720): View more from Colorado

ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.

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Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.

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I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.

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I rest my case.

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(720): ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO. (1-720): Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving. (720): I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW. (720): I rest my case. http://tfl.nu/ktzi

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!

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(719): I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!! http://tfl.nu/z9re

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.

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YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.

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(570): HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS. (406): YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE. http://tfl.nu/futb

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(602): View more from Arizona

He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change

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well did he get it

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....yes

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(602): He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change (303): well did he get it (602): ....yes http://tfl.nu/fuxg

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(303): View more from Colorado

I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.

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(303): I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked. http://tfl.nu/ersw

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(712): View more from Iowa

My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.

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(712): My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain. http://tfl.nu/1h8o

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