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(248): View more from Michigan

You up for the gym tonight after work?

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I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.

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Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.

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Chris Brown style, or less felonious?

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Haha, all felonious.

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(248) You up for the gym tonight after work? (734): I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog. (248): Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today. (734): Chris Brown style, or less felonious? (248): Haha, all felonious. http://tfl.nu/kj7p

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(303): View more from Colorado

We took shots in honor of Shark Week.

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(303): We took shots in honor of Shark Week. http://tfl.nu/tloc

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see

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(973): i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see http://tfl.nu/sebi

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(216): View more from Ohio

Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.

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(216): Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened. http://tfl.nu/9qga

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(719): View more from Colorado

never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.

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(719): never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned. http://tfl.nu/n10p

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.

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(402): She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time. http://tfl.nu/nker

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"

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(603): i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws" http://tfl.nu/3sed

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(310): View more from California

The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?

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(310): The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME? http://tfl.nu/y4zz

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.

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I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am

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(724): I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed. (412): I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am http://tfl.nu/5n3j

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(714): View more from California

There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?

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(714): There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed? http://tfl.nu/o0fs

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(716): View more from New York

Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week

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(716): Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week http://tfl.nu/sqfo

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(319): View more from Iowa

Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.

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(319): Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk. http://tfl.nu/l6fh

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(720): View more from Colorado

Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.

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(720): Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description. http://tfl.nu/i5hv

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(203): View more from Connecticut

No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.

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(203): No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places. http://tfl.nu/z30e

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(320): View more from Minnesota

You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.

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(320): You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick. http://tfl.nu/jc99

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