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• (914): View more from New York

  I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  operation "beaches make me wet" is a go

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• (253): View more from Washington

  i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (631): View more from New York

  Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Guess what happened to me today at work?

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  I have chlamydia. What happened.

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (760): View more from California

  Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka

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• (727): View more from Florida

  why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  This couple is walking their pig around campus

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