You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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