I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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