is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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