help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
fuck your aforementioned shoe
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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