atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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