im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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