I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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