We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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