found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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