Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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