I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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