Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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