But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
sick fucks of a feather flock together
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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