I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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