The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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