people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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