we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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