I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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