fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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