ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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