I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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