i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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