A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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