O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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