i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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