I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
