I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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