I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
