He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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