yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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