trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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