Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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