you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You were trust falling into bushes
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
