I'm really into asian looking animals
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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