is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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