I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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