She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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