I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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