Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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