We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
OPIZZABONMYDICK
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Boobs are out for the taking
third nipple confirmed
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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