Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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