I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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