haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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