Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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