Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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