Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I AM VODKA MAN
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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