i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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