If i could tip my vagina, i would.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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