I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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