just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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