Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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