With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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