Duck Duck Cougar?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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